THE CIRQUE DU DASH DNI LIST
Please read our DNI list carefully before interacting with our page. The following people will be BLOCKED and HIT WITH THE CLOWN CAR
- Coulrophobes
- Rival Cirques (not naming names, yk who you are)
- Humans over 5′ 11″
- CRA Agents
- Steven Universe Fans
- Ohioans
- Papa Johns Employees/Representatives
- Steven Universe Antis
- Fans of irredeemable media (ex: The Minecraft Movie)
- The Hat Man
- Benadryl Antis
- Tortoises over 75
- Ballpit pissers (except for Michael)
- Apple Juice
- Blogs with overly long DNIs
- Unionized Employees
- Non-Union Employees
- Stéphane Lefebvre
- Small Children (under 3′ 6″)
- People with fewer than 4 cups in their room right now
- Tumblr Users
- Anyone with 20/20 vision
- STEM Majors
- People with an E in their middle name
- 37 Rats in a Trench Coat
- Dougie Boy
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